Score: 7

"Best Kitty Krew submission I've ever seen"

submission: [KK] NG Commerical

date: April 10, 2007

That's not saying much, but this is definitely a step in the right direction. I laughed a little bit the first time I watched this flash. This parody of the Geico commercial was simple, yet well-executed. If the Kitty Krew produced more submissions like this instead of an endless onslaught of utter shit, they wouldn't be despised by nearly everyone outside their group. I believe the widespread hatred toward the Kitty Krew is illustrated quite well by the near universal praise and gratitude toward the author of "EndangeredSpecies->the KK." If you guys wanted to, with a bit of effort the Kitty Krew could even become a respected flash group.

-Sakurazukamori

Score: 10

"Sadly, I think this is what most of NG wants."

submission: Is This What You Want?

date: February 23, 2007

I thought this flash was really funny. I liked how it poked fun at a bunch of that's popular on NG/the internet. The random penises everywhere at the end was strange but made me laugh too. I'm a big fan of the normal TN stuff but I liked this a lot as well. Good work.

-Sakurazukamori

Score: 10

"illwillpress got owned."

submission: LL-Accidents At Home

date: January 9, 2007

Very nice rebuttal to his flash. You really proved that he's a hack who doesn't research his facts and doesn't know what he's talking about in general. The fact that you created this flash in its entirety and submitted it within hours of illwillpress's flash being released shows what little time it takes to create a typical Foamy rant. It would be awesome if you made more of these. Well done.

-Sakurazukamori

Score: 1

"(Yawn)"

submission: :: Accidents At Home ::

date: January 4, 2007

Review: This was a slight improvement over most Foamy flashes, but still extremely bad. Anyone with significant intelligence should see that this is horrible.

Graphics: The slight improvement was that there was a hint of animation in this one. Foamy blinked a lot and flailed his arms about instead of merely tweening around the screen like he normally does. He still has no mouth and and there is still only one still background. Foamy still much more closely resembles a cat than a squirrel.

Style: A big zero because this is the same repetitive garbage as always. "Blah blah blah. I hate everything and everyone is stupid except me." Foamy says pretty much the same thing in every rant but with a different subject that nobody cares about each time.

Sound: The sound quality is good, although it's the same ear-piercing sped-up voice as always. Background music is minimal and forgettable.

Violence: No violence.

Interactivity: Play and replay buttons and a link to the creator's website.

Humor: I didn't laugh, chuckle, or even grin throughout the entire flash. Pointing out obvious things is not funny. Anyone who's taken a statistics course would already know everything Foamy said in this flash. The humor in this flash is non-existent.

Overall: This is still quite bad and is almost indistinguishable from the other 80 or so Foamy flashes around. This is a baby step in the right direction, but much much improvement is needed. The series is quite stale and in need of some serious change.

-Sakurazukamori

Score: 10

"Watched this again for the first time in a while."

submission: Cool Things 205

date: December 14, 2006

I still love this flash. It made me laugh so hard I started coughing. Newgrounds needs more artists like you.

-Sakurazukamori

Score: 8

"Great job, hilarious flash"

submission: Fall Out Boy RULES!!!!!!!

date: May 19, 2006

Wow, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. I absolutely hate Fall Out Boy and that song in particular. The captions you wrote really do sound like what they're saying. Half of the chorus isn't even real words. I didn't think that song could be any more gay, but now that I know what they're actually saying, I've been proven wrong. Stylish diss on that God-awful band.

-Sakurazukamori

Score: 8

"My favorite Pico Day submission"

submission: PICONJO: the real Pico

date: April 30, 2006

Pico got pwned. Fuck Pico. Piconjo 4-ever. Pwnus Ultimus.

-Sakurazukamori

Score: 6

"Nice exposé"

submission: Foamy's Bitch Session

date: September 6, 2005

It's really funny how all the foamheads who have reviewed this so far are in denying that this is what illwillpress really sounds like. They are probably horrified that he sounds like such of a loser. This flash is basically the same shit that illwillpress submits. I love it how he speeds up the voice and the score doubles or more. Idiots must love hearing a squirrel who looks like a cat talk as if he's been kicked in the balls.

-Sakurazukamori

Score: 9

"Another entertaining and worthwhile flash"

submission: Sprite Survivor - 6

date: April 20, 2005

I can't believe I almost missed this episode. Must have came out the day my internet was down. >.< Thank God it made weekly top 20 and I noticed it on the portal main page. I liked this one better than the last one. It was more interesting and dramatic. Surprising plot twists (like getting new characters) and unknown factors (like the mysterious collaborator with Sephiroth) are excellent for keeping viewers hooked. My guess is that the secret conspirator is Neclord. It would make sense. I think he might be acting good to trick the others so they won't suspect him so Sephiroth will give him or maybe destroy that Star Dragon Sword thing if he wins. On the other hand, it would catch people a lot more viewers off-guard if it was someone else. The tribes were starting to wear thin due to ongoing vote-offs, so the merging into two tribes was a good idea, although I would have liked a more creative process for doing so besides randomly or whatever untold process you used. I really don't like Bub or Mario and it was annoying how they both escaped eviction again this week when Bub of all characters won the immunity challenge. That was pretty lame.

There are a few things I am wondering. Why do Squall and Cloud hate each other? Also, what is this about Sephiroth killing Rinoa? Was this something from Kingdom Hearts (I never played it) or was it something you made up for story purposes?

Is Squall really dead? It appears that he was sliced in half. If he is I'm very disappointed that one of my favorite characters was slain so easily. I am hoping that Rosa can work some of that white magic on him or something and he will come back for an encore. ;)

What is with Shadow's sock blade and him suddenly coming to Sailor Moon's aid? I am surprised he crossed Crono like that after they had been friends and allies for a while now. Is the sock controlling Shadow's mind or something? This is from last episode, but why is Rosa (a white mage) learning to fight from Arc? Please don't answer this or any of my other inqueries if it would spoil future storyline elements.

I have a few more suggestions. Your spelling, grammar, and especially punctuation have improved since the earlier episodes but there are still a few glaring (at least to an English nazi like myself, haha) errors . First off, you misused the word "your" several times. "Your" is a possessive adjective as in "your book" or "your feelings." If you mean "you are," you should be using the contraction "you're." You also misspelled "Phoenix."

I think having a "story up to this point" feature in the menu would be a good idea. It would be useful to clue in new viewers who don't want to watch the previous episodes. It would also help returning viewers who may have forgotten parts of earlier episodes due to the long duration between episode releases. I'm sure I don't remember everthing from the earlier episodes and sometimes I don't understand why something happens or catch a reference to something.

The fights were pretty good although some movements besides "strike with weapon" and the occasional magic attack would be nice. The music quality and variety is fairly good. I really like it how you sometimes have a piece of a character's theme music play when he or she makes an entrance or does something significant like with Link in this episode. More of that would be cool.

The guest appearance of Link was a nice touch although I'm not a big Zelda fan. It would have been more interesting with another character not of RPG origin. Practically everyone on the show is from a Final Fantasy game. A bio for Arc would be nice too.

Lastly, my vote is for Rosa. Other than being Cecil's lover, she doesn't really have any interesting rivalries or relationships with any of the other characters. She doesn't really stand a chance against Sephiroth either.

I think this is the longest review I have ever written on Newgrounds. I actually had to cut some stuff out to fit the character limit. I hope you find my comments and suggestions helpful.

-Sakurazukamori

Score: 10

"Yay OrangeClock!"

submission: RUN TO THE HILLS!

date: March 22, 2005

What a glorious Clock Crew music video!