Score: 9

"This is what I like to see."

submission: IM ATTACK!!

date: March 7, 2005

This is the first submission from you that I have enjoyed since "Day in the Life of Cycon." The last few games have been kind of dumb. This one was really funny. I liked how a number of the screennames represented real NG users. I recognized IMs by Joanime, LF, and other members of your DCK crew. The LF and Foamy fanboy IMs were a nice touch. It was really funny how a lot of the IMs were like what I would envision a popular artist would get from annoying fans.

In my opinion, some things could have been a little better. It would be better to have the secrets accessable from the startup screen rather than the game screen. Often going into the secrets meant certain death as my AIM stability would keep rising and then crash. Also, while furiously clicking away at the IM windows to close them, sometimes I would accidentally click the IE icon and it would take me out of the game to your site. That is a bit annoying when you have a really high score and are close to unlocking the final secrets. It was also somewhat frustrating when IM windows would pop up behind the buddy list and then you have to click and drag them so the "X" is visible. Lastly, what is up with the Konami code thing listed in the first secret? Where do you enter that code to unlock whatever it unlocks?

Overall, this was a very entertaining game. I laughed a lot at this interesting premise. I hope you will start making movies like "Ode to Cigarette" and "The Wrong Vagina" again. I liked those a lot.

-Sakurazukamori

Score: 3

"Boring slideshow with audio clips"

submission: 9/11

date: February 24, 2005

You relied on people's sympathies for 9/11 victims and didn't put hardly any substance in this flash. It was basically just still frames with audio clips. There was almost zero animation in this. 9/11 was almost three and a half years ago. It's time to move on.

Score: 7

"Funny movie"

submission: Vote Winchester

date: February 18, 2005

Do I have to be a member of your forums to vote for you? Also, when are you going to submit your membership application at UCFD? Creating an account only grants you access to our guest and spam forum. Hope to see you soon.

Score: 10

"YES!!"

submission: Piconjo's Party

date: February 9, 2005

This was a great flash. I liked the menu a lot. It was well done, but where are the parts by SickSexFiend and GreatTeacherOnizuka? You had them in there but I don't see parts from either of them in this flash.

My favorite part by far was the Great Animator Onizuka one. That one was the funniest and most entertaining. The Jerkoffman Confession was decent and it was a nice twist on the Piconjo Confessions. I couldn't understand anything that LF was saying in "It's Raining Bloopers." :( The HomoFlashBros movie was very goofy and it got some laughs out of me. I had already seen the bonus movie in "Pikanjo Jam" but it was still very funny. The other movies were kind of boring though. :/ Overall solid effort. I hope to see more Jerkoffman/Piconjo movies out of you guys.

Score: 0

"Show some respect!"

submission: Phantom of the Clock

date: February 4, 2005

I noticed your response to RadishClock's review. He is a member of the original Clock Crew and you should not say such rude things to him when you are making a movie about his crew.

The movie itself wasn't very good either. It was just Orange and Strawberry standing around with a claw-like thing moving up and down over their heads to denote them singing the lyrics of the song. Boring.

Score: 2

"Ugh"

submission: Removed ---

date: February 4, 2005

I normally love Piconjo and his movies, even the bad ones. This movie was just ghey though. :(

Score: 10

"LF and toadies got pwned bigtime! :D"

submission: Legendary Frog Goes Nuts

date: January 30, 2005

This was one of the greatest Piconjo movies ever. Eat my ass, toadies!

Score: 0

"Another glorified slideshow"

submission: Fascist America

date: January 29, 2005

This was nothing but a bunch opinionated lies from some left-wing hippy. How can you possibly compare the current state of the US to Nazi Germany? If you are so upset with how things are in America, why don't you leave?

Score: 10

"I loved it!"

submission: deletedjn11

date: January 25, 2005

Very nice Piconjo tribute.

Score: 9

"Very nice!"

submission: Kanzeni Marin Nitsuite

date: January 2, 2005

You don't see too much of this on Newgrounds and that's a shame. It had a very silly anime feel. I thought the animation pretty well done. The voices were good. One complaint I have is that it was kind of short and the story was a little dull. I hope to see more movies of this sort from you. Makenai!