Score: 10

"I love Foamy and I still lauged at this."

submission: Goamy

date: August 7, 2004

Just kidding. The first part at least. Foamy can burn. Your work is really funny, and to the non-foamhead or openminded foamhead (I suppose it could happen), this stuff is gold. Nice work. I hope to see more soon.

Score: 9

"Very nice!"

submission: The George Bush Show 6

date: August 6, 2004

I am a Bush supporter, but I am open-minded enough to find this stuff hilarious. I would love to see another Linda Show. Also, I like that you put a play button in this time instead of just having it start playing after it gets done loading, that's annoying.

Score: 10

"Take that, Piconjo haters!"

submission: piconjo:phantasy x

date: August 3, 2004

This was a one of the Piconjo Day movies and it got passed this time after being resubmitted. See when there is a more fair audience and not just a bunch of biased fags, Piconjo will triumph. Piconjo pwns all of j00.

Score: 8

"Very funny."

submission: BM illwillpress

date: July 29, 2004

I'd invite you to the UCFD (a militant anti-foamy group) but you don't list your AIM screenname and we are no longer allowed to post links in reviews. AIM or email me if you are interested. It is great fun.

Score: 10

"Bitchin'!"

submission: Mega Man vs. Quick Man

date: July 27, 2004

That was pretty amazing! Much, much better than those terrible Megaman sprite movies that I see a lot. But, the whole blood thing was kinda messed up. Androids don't bleed. Megaman looked a little chunky near the beginning too.

Overall, this was top-notch. I would love to see more. Do one from MM3 next maybe?

Score: 0

"WTF Piconjo??!"

submission: PICONJO: The Epic Kiss

date: July 25, 2004

That was fucking horrible. I love a lot of your other work, but this shit just scares me. Where is the badass Piconjo that pwns all? I miss him. :(

Score: 10

"Come on people! Quit hatin'!"

submission: Crayon Parade

date: July 23, 2004

This is a quality submission that obviously had a lot of effort put into it. I cannot believe the score has actually DROPPED since it hit the front page.

Just because it was made by a relatively unknown and not Legendary Frog or Illwillpress doesn't mean it is crap and you should vote zero! So what if it doesn't have any sex, blood, nudity, or cussing? Why can't we appreciate a work of art like this?

Score: 6

"Was kinda gross."

submission: Coffee gets aids!: Part 1

date: July 21, 2004

Coffee's wife dying of lack of lubrication? Then, he wears her corpse on his head? Yuck. The storyline wasn't very coherent either. Like at the end, he finds a bunch of other locks and for no reason kills them all? I am saying these things as an unbiased reviewer who is tolerant of clocks and locks.

Also, I thought CoffeeLock was the one that looks like a mug with coffee in it. The Coffee in this one looks like a bean. Also, who is that lock that was hanging around Coffee? You didn't mention his name.

Score: 10

"A magnificent work of art!"

submission: Lincolnfrog

date: July 20, 2004

An instant classic! I doubt anything will ever be better than this. EVER.

Score: 1

"That was pretty bad."

submission: breaking the habit

date: July 19, 2004

Just a bunch of gears and and poorly done backgrounds. Enjoy your TotW.